Mom: "Say ma-ma, ma-ma!"
Baby: "Pa-pa, pa-pa!"
Kids say funny things. Share it with world!
5-year old: "I'm sixty and I know it!"
4-year old: "I'm ninety and I know it!"
5-year old: "No, stop it! You are saying it wrong!"
Mother: "Sweetie, is everything ok?"
5-year old son: "I haven't chosen a career yet and I can't decide."
Mother: "You still have many years before you need to make that decision."
5-year old son: "But I already have hair on my legs!"
5-year old: "I tried that before, it didn't work"I love this crazy kid.
The child looks down her shirt and says: "I can see your squishies!"
Teacher pulls her shirt up and says: "Ok, let's not look at that..."
Boy laughs: "That's hard to do because they're SOOOO big!"
Timmy yells to his team mates: What do I do now???
Adan, one of his team mates, shouts from the dugout: Run like your pants are on fire!Timmy then sprints towards third base, instead of first.
Kid: Mom, I wanna watch a movie, something I haven't seen yet.
Mother: Well honey, you've seen all the movies that we have at home.
Kid (wispering): You can download it from the internet.
Kid: I won't wreck Christmas for anyone - I'll only hit her when something is blocking me, like the dresser, so the elves can't see.